what if our economy was based on disabled people and the elderly getting their basic needs met and not bald white man getting big big big boat
doing-90mph-in-central-london:
Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren’t about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos
sick of this anti-aging obsession. let’s go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time–and then halfway through the narrative u find out they’re 27
EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of “weird older cousin” or “step-sibling that moved out before you were born” is 1000000x more apt
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything
best part of working in a mall is peoplewatching just saw a 30something bearded man in a “moms against vaping” shirt hit a vape and immediately have a coughing fit
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
Aftercare? You mean like marrying her and giving her the world? Showing her that true love exists?
the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.