Posted 2 weeks ago

crippled-peeper:

what if our economy was based on disabled people and the elderly getting their basic needs met and not bald white man getting big big big boat

Posted 2 weeks ago

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

murraysiskind:

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren’t about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let’s go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time–and then halfway through the narrative u find out they’re 27

Posted 2 weeks ago

noelledeltarune:

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of “weird older cousin” or “step-sibling that moved out before you were born” is 1000000x more apt

Posted 2 weeks ago

no-pain:

slut era (just wants to talk to someone every day)

Posted 2 weeks ago

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Posted 2 weeks ago

fairycosmos:

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

Posted 2 weeks ago

rocktheholygrail:

i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

Posted 2 weeks ago

niceknight:

best part of working in a mall is peoplewatching just saw a 30something bearded man in a “moms against vaping” shirt hit a vape and immediately have a coughing fit

Posted 2 weeks ago

missinyouiskillingme:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were

Posted 2 weeks ago

imaybeuglybutiownadog:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

just-somedude:

Aftercare? You mean like marrying her and giving her the world? Showing her that true love exists?

Posted 2 weeks ago

earthcookies:

earthcookies:

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

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